Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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