He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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