We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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