Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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