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from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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