My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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