So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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