i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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