he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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