Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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