Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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