At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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