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• (762): View more from Georgia

  Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

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  pat the guy you slept with

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  still need a last name

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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  And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  My grandma had to be escorted out by police.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?

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  Heroically.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.

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  You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer

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