its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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