i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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