I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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