oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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