i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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