yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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