your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Four minutes until I can fart!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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