her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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