I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I don't think brook has ever known best
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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