Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What a dumb baby whore.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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