Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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