The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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