so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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