You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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