I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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