My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Randomize