Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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