speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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