I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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