She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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