I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
