Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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