she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Randomize
