we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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