id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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