He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Randomize
