I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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