i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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