dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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