I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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