Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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