I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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