Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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