He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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