FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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