Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You just made me feel so damn special
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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