allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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