I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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