Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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