this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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