I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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