i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
tell me about the eggs
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